Hey hoes
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I just want to say thank you for your url <3
Anonymous
Thank YOU for being so awesome!! :)
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spongebob quotes
myteenangstbullshithasabodycount:
porphyrophiliacmichaelschmidt:
porphyrophiliacmichaelschmidt:
Oh! So now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us?!
Your going to miss the panty raid
I want a triple barfy deluxe on a raft, four-by-four animal style; an extra side of shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Are you finished with those errands Squidward?
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory… they’re bombs.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
It’s like all he knows is fine dining… and breathing!
And what could be better than serving up smiles?
Being dead, or anything else.
HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
I’VE SOILED THE GOOD KRUSTY KRAB NAME
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.
Patrick, that’s not a ride!
WHAT?! What did he say?
“Those guys are dorks.”
“Yes but they’re my dorks.”Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
to the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on… *womp womp womp womp*…*uuuuuuuWWOOOOAAHH*
Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.
the pioneers use to ride these babies for miles
I’M UGLY AND IM PROUD
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
“What are they selling”
“Hey Patrick what am I now?”
“Uh… stupid?”
“No! I’m Texas!”
“What’s the difference?”“You gotta try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine!”
My legs!!
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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
lord
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years
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Artists Share “Before and After” Evolution of Their Drawing Skills with Years of Practice
this gives me hope
#Love it!
Thank you so much for sharing this, this gave me hope
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Why even explain? Just walk up with a cheery “Hey! How are you?” and it’ll be obvious what is going on and we will shut him out completely.
That’s actually true, though. If you watch shows like “what would you do?”, where they stage situations, you see women move the fucking world for other women harassed by men.
I’ve actually done it.
I’ve been out with friends, seen a guy hitting on a girl who was alone and the look on her face of thinly veiled panic and “get away from me!”
I went over all “OH MY GOSH I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AAAAAAGESSSSS oh my god, how ARE you??!”
When I went in for the hug, I whispered “need help? Play along” and she met my eyes and then immediately went “OH MY GOSH HIIIIIIIIII!!!”So I put my arm around her waist and looked at the guy like “you don’t mind, I haven’t seen her in -years-, we’re going to go catch up, bye”
Led her back to my friends, and we kept an eye on her til she was okay.
It’s like total Girl Code.
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- #i respect that girl in the grey sweater so much tbh
- #like she was obviously just trying to study or something while everyone else was going crazy
- #and then the other girl decides that she doesn't care and that it doesn't matter if she just gets in that girls space
- #like THANK YOU push that bitch down
- #she was DONE
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you can’t spell “pleasant” without “ant”
Thank you for this information.
youre welcome. do you want to know something else?
Um yes I think so
ants are small
Woah, this might be one of the calmest tumblr arguments ever!! This is so great!!! :)
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